So, I got to thinking today...having children in the house can turn the most beautiful, well-kept house into something you don't even recognize. And the more I dwelled on this fact, the more I realized my house has turned into nothing short of a rowdy frat house. Let me list the ways:
1. At any given time, you can find at least one television covered with chapstick and/or marker and/or bugars.
2. There is at least one time a week when you will nearly break your neck in a restroom after slipping on a puddle on the floor. And it doesn't take long to realize that puddle is in fact...pee.
3. You too often find yourself in that "baby mama" movie moment and ask "is that poop or chocolate?"
4. No matter how tired you are, or what time you have to be up in the morning, you can always count on at least one rowdy person screaming down the hallway. Amazingly, you can usually pop a bottle in their mouth and they eventually crash!
5. It would be abnormal to not have some sort of cracker or potato chip crushed into your carpet.
6. Coffee, tylenol and kids cereal are necessary morning staples.
7. Chewing gum usually ends up on the floor.
8. Broken picture frames, torn books and cheap furniture.
9. It is typical to have people jumping off of furniture such as tables, like crazy little spider monkeys.
10. "Are you on crack?!" is a common...and appropriate question.
And I thought my party days were over!
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